Listen Up, Superhero Mama

You just grew a human. Your body moved mountains (literally - your organs rearranged themselves!). Now you're running on three hours of sleep, your back feels like you wrestled a bear, and every time you look in the mirror you're like "WHO IS SHE?"

We get it. We really, really get it.

Here's What Your Body is Probably Telling You Right Now:

Your Back: "Remember when you could bend over without making that noise? Good times."

Your Neck: "Nursing positions are basically medieval torture devices."

Your Hips: "I've forgotten how to walk normally. Is this how penguins feel?"

Your Sleep: "What's sleep? We don't know her."

And your sweet little pea? They might be dealing with their own stuff too - fussiness, feeding struggles, or just general "why is the outside world so weird" vibes.

What We Actually Do (No Fluff, Just Facts)

For You, Wonder Woman:

• Fix that "nursing neck" that makes you look like a question mark

• Get your spine back to remembering it's supposed to be straight

• Help your hips remember they're meant for walking, not waddling

• Actually address why everything hurts (spoiler: it's not just "being tired")

For Your Little Pea:

• Gentle check to see if birth was as rough on them as it felt for you

• Help with feeding issues (because 2am feeding battles are rough enough)

• See if we can help with the crying that makes you question all your life choices

• Make sure their tiny spine is doing its job right

Why This is Actually Genius

Home Visits (AKA "Don't Put on Real Pants" Option): Dr. Brittany literally shows up at your door. No packing the diaper bag, no wondering if the baby will scream in the car, no pants required. Just pure convenience delivered to your living room.

The Network Effect: Can't fix everything with chiropractic? No problem. Dr. Brittany knows ALL the people - the pelvic floor wizard who'll fix your sneeze-pee situation, the lactation consultant who speaks fluent baby, the pediatric dentist who won't judge your coffee breath. She's basically the popular girl in high school, but for healthcare.

Real Talk: Why August?

Because Dr. Brittany had a moment of "you know what? New moms deserve a break" and decided to make this ridiculously affordable. Normally, evaluating two humans costs significantly more. But this month? She's feeling generous.

After August 31st, this deal disappears like your pre-baby jeans.

The Bottom Line

You're not broken. You're not "just tired." You're a human who did something incredible, and your body deserves some attention. Your baby deserves to feel comfortable in their new skin. And you both deserve someone who actually gets it.

Ready to Feel Human Again?

*Select the August Special At Home or In Office Appointment.

You can include your little one’s name in the notes of your appointment and we’ll add it for you and send over their intake forms. (No need to schedule multiple appointments!)

OR YOU CAN CALL/TEXT 512-553-9240 TO SCHEDULE